Some of the jokes and pictures
I've sent to the Steve-o
Questions from the male gender towards hormonal female, Rated by danger level
DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
A woman's secret to peace and tranquility..
A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary. Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town. "What a peaceful and loving couple."
A local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage.
"Well, it dates back to our honeymoon," explained the man. "We visited the Grand Canyon and took a trip down to the bottom of the canyon on a pack mule train. We hadn't gone too far when my wife's mule stumbled. My wife quietly said, 'That's once.'"
"We proceeded a little further and the mule stumbled again. Once more my wife quietly said, 'That's twice.'"
"We hadn't gone a half mile more when the mule stumbled for the third time. My wife removed a pistol from her purse and shot the mule dead."
I began a loud, angry, protest over her treatment of the mule when she looked at me and quietly said, "That's once."
"We have lived happily ever after.
A woman gets home, screeches her car to a halt in the driveway,
runs into the house, slams the door and shouts at the top of her lungs,
"Honey, pack your bags. I just won the lottery!"
The husband says, 'Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?"
"Doesn't matter," she says. "Just get out."
|James Bond walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very
attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch
for a moment. The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running
"No," he replies, "Q's just given me this state-of-the-art watch and I was just testing it."
The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?"
James Bond explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically."
The lady says, "What's it telling you now?"
"Well, it says you're in bed with me...."
The woman giggles and replies, "Well, it must be broken because I am not in bed with you!"
Bond smirks, taps his watch and says, "Damn thing's an hour fast."
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