Some of the jokes and pictures sent to Steve

Some pictures of my '34 from the Western Digital Engineer's Day Car Show

The Flat Tummy
A little boy walks into his parents' room to see his Mom on top of his dad,
bouncing up and down. The Mom sees her son and quickly dismounts. Worried
about what her son has seen, she dresses quickly and goes to find him.
The son sees his Mom and asks, "What were you and dad doing?" The mother
replies, "Well you know your dad has a big tummy and sometimes I have to
get on top of it to help flatten it."
"You're wasting your time", says the boy. "Why is that?" asked his Mom,
puzzled. "Well, when you go shopping, the lady next door comes over,
gets on her knees, and blows it right back up."

Father O'Malley rose from his bed. It was a fine spring day in his new
Washington, DC parish. He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath of the beautiful day outside.

He then noticed there was a jackass lying dead in the middle of his front
lawn. He promptly called the US Senate for assistance. The conversation went like this: "Good morning. This is Senator Daschle.
How might I help you?"

"And the best of the day to yerself. This is Father O'Malley at St.Brigid's.
There's a jackass lying dead in me front lawn. Would ye be so kind as to
send a couple o' yer lads to take care of the matter?"

Senator Daschle, considering himself to be quite a wit, replied with a smirk, "Well now father, it was always my impression that you people took
care of last rites!"

There was dead silence on the line for a long moment. Father O'Malley then replied: "Aye, that's certainly true, but we are also obliged to notify the next of kin.

This pic shows Alan's Lakester next to the '34.

SECRET CODE

A husband and wife decided they needed to use "a code" to indicate that they wanted to have sex without letting their children in on it. They decided on the word "typewriter." One day the husband told his five year old daughter, "Go tell your mommy that daddy needs to type a letter."

The child told her mom what her dad said and her mother responded,
"Tell your daddy that he can't type a letter right now because there's a red
ribbon in the typewriter." The child went back to tell her father what mommy had said.

A few days later the mom told the daughter, "Tell daddy that he can type that letter now." The child told her father, returned to her mother and announced, "Daddy said never mind with the typewriter, he already wrote
the letter by hand."