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A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to an
absolutely gorgeous woman.
They exchange brief hellos and he notices she is reading a manual about sexual statistics. He asks her about it and she replies, "This is a very interesting book about sexual statistics. It identifies that American Indians have the longest average penis and Polish men have the biggest average diameter. By the way, my name is Jill. What's yours?" He coolly replies, "Tonto Kawalski, nice to meet you." |
| A middle-aged woman seemed sheepish as she visited her gynecologist. "Come now," coaxed the doctor, "you've been seeing me for years! There's nothing you can't tell me". "This one's kind of strange..." "Let me be the judge of that," the doctor replied. "Well", she said, "yesterday I went to the bathroom in the morning and heard a plink-plink-plink in the toilet and when I looked down, the water was full of pennies". "I see." "That afternoon I went again and there were nickels in the bowl". "Uh-huh". "That night", she went on, "there were dimes. And this morning there were quarters! You've got to tell me what's wrong with me", she implored, "I'm scared out of my wits"! The gynecologist put a comforting hand on her shoulder. "There, there, it's nothing to be scared about". "You're just going through the change". |
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