After numerous rounds of "We don't even know if Saddam is still alive", Saddam decided to send George W. Bush a letter in his own writing to let his friend that he is still in the game.

Bush opened the letter and it appeared to contain a coded message:

Bush couldn't figure it out so he typed it in and emailed Powell. Powell and his colleagues had no clue either so they sent it to the CIA.

No one could solve it so it went to MIT and then to NASA and the list got longer and longer.

A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin because he is not sure if sex is work or play. So he goes to a priest and asks for his opinion on the subject.

After consulting the Bible, the priest says, "My son, after an exhaustive search, I am positive that sex is work and is therefore not permitted on Sundays."

The man thinks to himself, "What does a priest know about sex, anyway?"

So he goes to a minister who, after all, is a married man and must be experienced in this matter. He queries the minister and receives the same reply. "Sex is work and therefore not permitted on the Sabbath! "

Not pleased with this reply either, he seeks out a Rabbi, a man with great knowledge who surely would be familiar with tradition. The Rabbi ponders the question for a while and then states, "My son, sex is definitely play."

The man is a little concerned and asked, "Rabbi, how can you be so sure when so many others tell me sex is work?"